Sunday, 18 November 2007

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In response to you know who: I'm male, you idiot.

40 comments:

Sam said...

So, uh... Paine makes his triumphant return?

escargot said...

But your website's background is so pink! Only girls like pink. Therefore, you must be female.

No, no. Don't deny it. Logic has spoken.

Besides, Paine is clearly a woman's name. If you were a man, you would be called PainROXORPENIS, or PainePowerMan, or simply Painless.

On the internets, nobody knows you're a dude.

Anonymous said...

What if we don't know who? O.o

longliveoink said...

post n00dz

Anonymous said...

it blows that on the internet 12-year-olds get to compete with people who actually have brains. keep up the good work. finally got into waffles and it's more suck than not. the admins there should read some of the literature about currency theory to fix the ratio whore situation. it's way too cliquey, too. only the cool kids get the oink logo.

Anonymous said...

Hey, good to see you posting again, Paine. Obviously you're all man. Keep tellin' it like it is, bro :)

Anonymous said...

whats with the ftwr?

Anonymous said...

rofl.

Anonymous said...

if this is in response to my xoxox, i'm female. if not, then...

Anonymous said...

You're shemale.. :lol:

~drsketch

hewhocutsdown said...

The cryptic brevity makes for peculiar and disturbing imaginations.

Anonymous said...

did i miss something?

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised to hear that, considering you come off as a pissy bitch on her period. Seriously.....

You've turned this blog from an 'official' news site about post-oink issues into a joke of immaturity.

Anonymous said...

?

Anonymous said...

Paine, what's the deal with the link to FTWR on OiNK.cd?

Arsi said...

haha i thought so...

Anonymous said...

NO WAI!

Anonymous said...

That's WONDERFUL! I can hump you now.

JoeRodge said...

calm down sir

Anonymous said...

who is this "you know who"??

Anonymous said...

lolwut

Chris said...

interweb rule #367: everyone on the net is a guy, unless *proven* otherwise.

WakuWaku said...

How about some more news about OINK, BOINK, Alan and so on ?

How about organising a front against the musicindustry and their bloodhounds ?

We are not waiting for pointless rants, Paine. Most OINKERS are not waiting for that but for some signals from our beloved community.

P2PISHERETOSTAY@LIVE.NL

Zach said...

No shit man, there are no girls on the internet, way to waste a blog post.

hampus said...

Probably that jerk the E-male.

Anonymous said...

This does beg the question of whether or not Paine would call a girl an idiot though.

Anonymous said...

rockoutwityocockout, paine.

i got an invite to waffles. it's... eh... waffley?

i'm glad i'm in it, but there are some really unfriendly people there, and the overall taste in music is somehow different. Plus they're really into making rules. it seems so much more complicated than what OiNK ever was.

anyways, glad to see you're alive.

and a man.

i guess.

Anonymous said...

WHAT? Are you SURE? :P

-Becky

rob said...

interweb rule #368: 'Someone always beats you to the punch in the comments'

Anonymous said...

I think staying professional and keeping a high maturity level is key to this blog and the respect it enjoys as a channel of information about post-OiNK issues. And we really need an authoritative channel, as does OiNK now that he is fundraising for his legal costs.

the_e_male said...

Hampus wrote:
"Probably that jerk the E-male."

No, you're the jerk! You are a .... wait ... who are you again?

Anonymous said...

speaking of idiotic, what is with the vodka banner?

Anonymous said...

http://www.pulia.nu/tmp/epenis.pl

pink bg or not, paine's sex is determined by his uptime. you-know-who-but-we-don't clearly doesn't spend enough time on IRC. heh.

also, suggestion to the readers of this blog : if you catch onto some clever things on oink.cd about stuff you don't know about, or stuff you know about, but don't understand why references to it are made on a website you loved, maybe finding out about said thing without liking it publicly to oink.cd would be a smart thing to do?

the internet's not about a high maturity level. go read a book or something if you want maturity, i don't think anyone hired a PR person here.

keep the blog up, it matters.

BobTheDog said...

Common Sense please.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Paine FTW

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

speaking of idiotic, what is with the vodka banner?

I'm pretty sure that's pnltd's face

Anonymous said...

yes, but are you hot?

pics kthnx

Tommy said...

Yeah that doesnt surprise me, like two people have said, everyone on the internet is a dude until proven otherwise. Even then....its possible they have a penis with a vag. But it would be cool to have some direction in how to deal with this devout community. We are all waiting for your signal. But don't get me wrong, still rant.

Charlie said...

Don't let the peons get to you. Please don't stop updating, there are lots of us that actually care what is going on.

Nick said...

Voldermort?

Hibia said...

Man. There are some dumb people out there. Keep rocking, Paine.