This is not a place to beg for waffles/what invites.

Comments asking for invites are rejected immediately.

Also, this blog is not mine: http://teh-paine.blogspot.com, although they do say impersonation is the sincerest form of flattery... or something to that effect.

It's also getting to be far too much effort to point out every single one of the scam site's URLs, so in short... if it looks like this, it's a scam.

edit: ... thongs are now available in the cafepress stores. Why? Because oorza is a weirdo.
edit2: Spreadshirt black hoodies
There's a few other colours in there too, click "buy" to customise it.. a bit. I couldn't do it the same way as I did on the cafepress ones because spreadshirt has such a limited colour palette (this is what I was working with), but I think they turned out pretty well. Now that I know what I'm doing with spreadshirt (everybody point and laugh), any other products/designs you want added? :|
edit3: How to get fanboys out in force in one easy step
/me points to new poll
edit4: Tank tops added to the cafepress stores by request.